Movie Mania

I saw Borat and The Departed this weekend. Let's compare:

Borat had guns.
Departed had guns.
Tie

Borat had guys with mustaches and accents.
Departed had guys with mustaches and accents.
Tie

Borat had naked men with huge penises and large breasts (men).
The Departed had an almost naked woman in nice underpants and Leonardo DiCaprio
Tie

Borat had lies and deceit
The Departed had lies and deceit
Tie

Borat, had a happy ending
The Departed had a surprise ending
Advantage: The Departed

Brat had a bear
The Departed had Jack Nicholson
Advantage: Borat

Borat had some mild violence
The Departed had lots of violence including Martin Sheen getting thrown off a roof
Advantage: The Departed

Borat gave a glimpse of middle and southern United States which was both hilarious and frightening
The Departed gave us a glimpse of Boston crime rings and Jack Nicholson with lots of cocaine and hookers
Advantage: The Departed.

Final score:
The Departed: 3
Borat: 1

You decide!!